You know the song by Khalid, “Young Dumb & Broke.” It came out in 2017 and was and still is an instant ear worm. Apologies in advance. Here’s my rewrite of that cloying chorus:
While he’s old dumb. Old, old dumb and broke. Old dumb. Old, Old dumb and broke. Old dumb. Old, old dumb and broke. Old dumb broke Donald Trump. Magadadadadadada. Magadadadadada.…
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