Friday Fiascos: Donald Indicted
Donny and Eric are out whoring for their inheritance, but where's Ivanka?
Minutes after the news of Donald Trump’s indictment broke Donny and Eric were making the usual rounds on social and legacy media attacking Daddy’s enemies in ALL CAPS. Too long, didn’t read; they were out whoring for their inheritance. Noticeably absent from the circus, though was Ivanka. Where’s Ivanka, I wondered.
My best guess is that very recently, I…
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